This Jumper Is Ruined
October 2011
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“… while there’s a set record of Juggalo-related criminal activity like petty theft, low-level drug sales, and the occasional felony assault, the agency seems most concerned about the Juggalos’ unpredictability, noting that their crimes are typically “sporadic, disorganized, individualistic,” and motivated solely by wanting to maintain the illusion of being dangerous, violent people. So it’s a good thing the FBI officially legitimized them as both a gang and a national threat then, so the Juggalos can take a step back and maybe consider their life choices now.”
—AV Club
“Everyone’s such a baby about unlicensed surgery.”
—Craig
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“Let’s talk about Voodoo for a moment. It is not a good comic, but I really liked it. Why? It is like The Red Shoe Diaries of the DC relaunch. When you open this book, a reptilian signal clicks on in your brain that informs you, “Oh, now I understand. This is a comic about sweater puppets.” Every panel of this books looks like a Duran Duran album cover. This comic could be framed and hung in a Japanese love motel. The premise is unapologetically Skinemax. An alien stripper (canon!) is telepathically stealing military secrets from horny soldiers using lapdances. Unlike the kerfuffle concerning Starfire — which concerned an otherwise likable character becoming a dead-eyed Real Doll — Voodoo is blatant in its boner-baiting. It is so supremely committed to its silliness that I have no choice but to applaud.”
—Cyriaque Lamar
“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU STUDY ALCHEMY AND TURN THAT SHIT INTO GOLD”
—Me
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